Things I learned from my ferrets...
• When you don't know what to do, bounce yourself off the wall and run like you want someone to chase you.
• When you find something you love, pick it up and hide it somewhere.
• A cool floor is sometimes the best place to be.
• If you're tired, sleep as long as you want.
• Stand in between the giant's feet. Make *him* watch what *he's* doing.
• A bad hair day only means you've been having fun.
• There is no door someone won't open for you eventually...
• There's no reason to be afraid of the dark. The dark is where you're safe.
• Don't worry about being too small. You can still wreak havoc.
• Life is short. Fun is long.
• If you're going to climb to the top, don't worry about how you're going to get down.
• If anybody goes to the kitchen, follow them and get something to eat, too.
• Sleep where you want, with who you want... just don't fight about it.
• If someone bites you on the neck, roll over and bite them back.
• Never run around someone if you have a chance to run between their legs.
• It doesn't matter who owns it, if it's in your mouth it's as good as yours.
• If someone hogs the covers, sleep on top of them.
• You don't have to make a sound for someone to love you.
• Don't worry about making a mess. Someone will clean it all up, and you'll just make another one..
• If you want to see things differently, lay flat on the floor and take a look around.
• If you go in the wrong hole, don't be embarrassed to scoot backwards, tail first.
• Sometimes the bag is more fun than the thing that was inside of it.
• If someone loves you, it doesn't matter what color your hair is, or what you smell like.
• Get up really early in the morning, and tear things up before anybody else gets up.
• Check everywhere. There is always a way in. There is always a way out.
• Give up when *you're* tired, and not when they tell you to.
• If there's two of you, the chase is on...
• You don't always get two clean socks.
• There are no accidents. There's only fun and not fun.
• Sometimes, letting sleeping dogs lie is your best opportunity...
• It doesn't taste any different just because it fell on the floor.
• If someone steps on your tail, let them know it hurts.
• Never walk anywhere, when you can hop ahead of everyone.
• Always test the cage door. It isn't always locked...
• When you don't know what to do, bounce yourself off the wall and run like you want someone to chase you.
• When you find something you love, pick it up and hide it somewhere.
• A cool floor is sometimes the best place to be.
• If you're tired, sleep as long as you want.
• Stand in between the giant's feet. Make *him* watch what *he's* doing.
• A bad hair day only means you've been having fun.
• There is no door someone won't open for you eventually...
• There's no reason to be afraid of the dark. The dark is where you're safe.
• Don't worry about being too small. You can still wreak havoc.
• Life is short. Fun is long.
• If you're going to climb to the top, don't worry about how you're going to get down.
• If anybody goes to the kitchen, follow them and get something to eat, too.
• Sleep where you want, with who you want... just don't fight about it.
• If someone bites you on the neck, roll over and bite them back.
• Never run around someone if you have a chance to run between their legs.
• It doesn't matter who owns it, if it's in your mouth it's as good as yours.
• If someone hogs the covers, sleep on top of them.
• You don't have to make a sound for someone to love you.
• Don't worry about making a mess. Someone will clean it all up, and you'll just make another one..
• If you want to see things differently, lay flat on the floor and take a look around.
• If you go in the wrong hole, don't be embarrassed to scoot backwards, tail first.
• Sometimes the bag is more fun than the thing that was inside of it.
• If someone loves you, it doesn't matter what color your hair is, or what you smell like.
• Get up really early in the morning, and tear things up before anybody else gets up.
• Check everywhere. There is always a way in. There is always a way out.
• Give up when *you're* tired, and not when they tell you to.
• If there's two of you, the chase is on...
• You don't always get two clean socks.
• There are no accidents. There's only fun and not fun.
• Sometimes, letting sleeping dogs lie is your best opportunity...
• It doesn't taste any different just because it fell on the floor.
• If someone steps on your tail, let them know it hurts.
• Never walk anywhere, when you can hop ahead of everyone.
• Always test the cage door. It isn't always locked...